dream job: magician

backup plan: rabbit puller, balloon twister, juggler, jester

biggest fear: neurological betrayal

biggest irrational fear: marooning

favorite song to play: vampire music [BWV 565]

movie recommendation: In Bruges (2008)

last meal request: fugu liver

aloe’s name: Trout

old age hobby: moss garden

mandatory book: Last Chance to See by Douglas Adams

desert island book: Peter Pan in Kensington Gardens by J. M. Barrie

best dessert: apple crisp

real super power: perfect stovetop popcorn

tinfoil theory: FBI starts fires to burn compounds as a siege tactic